Wankyhistimine Mints Pill Packet

Sometimes, you might need a little… refreshment after some “me time.” Say hello to the epitome of gag gifts and joke presents for the friend with a very healthy relationship with themselves – the Wankyhistimine Mints Pill Packet. Disguised as totally serious “Wrist Recovery Pills”, this cheeky little box is packed with minty-fresh goodness and a whole lot of laughs. Inside, you’ll find trays of “capsules” that are actually edible mints – ready to “aid recovery” from those solo cardio sessions. Complete with an official-sounding prescription, hilariously dodgy dosage instructions and the iconic warning “Nearly 60% of cock fractures occur during ‘private time’.” Perfect for stag dos, secret Santa, joke gifts, or just to leave on your coffee table and watch people double-take. 

- Wankyhistimine Mints Pill Packet
- Measures: W10cm x H10cm
- Materials: Paperboard